Dhoni Bowled Over - Public Stumped!

So the dust has finally settled around Dhoni’s hush-hush wedding. We wish the newlyweds a very happy and long conjugal life together.

So what could the reason be behind Mahi’s chut mangni pat byah? Not the endless scandal mongering by girls like Maha alias Ayesha Siddiqui, I hope - but then we need to thank Maha for doing us a maha service. She has helped Dhoni to make up his mind and get the most important task of his life out of the way promptly. Precious little time left for pre-wedding controversies and allegations and mudslinging. And has saved the nation yards of print space!

Wah! Maha, wah! We thank you for showing the celebrities the way to avoid public scandal and big thumbs up for Mahi to have latched on to Shoaib Malik’s stern lesson. Well done, Cap’n Cool! Another feather added to your Cap!